Was at the office with a mild headache, its closing time, and didn't know what to do, so decided to rant about my pet peeves so here I select pet peeve #3079, washing dishes.... If there's one household chore I don't mind doing, well actually I don't mind doing any of them, as long as you don't call them chores. Who on earth decided on the word 'chores', I mean it's like setting a predisposition that the task at hand is going to be a CHORE to do, plus it rhymes with BORE, which isn't helpful either, I mean what is up with that? In fact until I moved back to .MY I had never ever heard the word chore in that context, it wasn't until I started watching American family sitcoms/dramas/tv in general that I heard the word 'chore'
If a parent was angry, or needed privacy or whatever they would say 'Go do your chores!'. I mean do they actually mean it literally or is it a catch all phase that can mean whatever you want it to mean, like -- 'if you know what I mean' ~ if you know what I mean. So are there any Americans in the house? Could you please tell me if your parent or you have actually used this phrase? I mean what do parents come up with? a list of chores, and provide hand outs and say 'Here's your chores?' What about prioritisation, rewards, succession and time management and additional tasks?. Do parents actually have time to come up with lists?
I thought one of the management rules was creating small achievable goals, like 'wash the dishes' and 'clean your room', not forgetting 'do your homework'. I mean even 'clean your room' was an insurmountable tasks that could rarely be completed without adult micro management and assistance, and even then when you got it done you would be rewarded with not washing the dishes for three days or something that seemed like a very long time.
So back to washing the dishes, now this is gonna seem sexist but women cannot wash dishes....properly. I have not until this day met a woman who can wash dishes. Sure they can wash a series of dishes in succession, but theres no 'dish management'!
They just pull out dishes out of the sink in whatever fashion they please, wash the front face and then just chuck them on the dish rack. There's no prioritisation, like washing from not oily to oily, so you don't get plastic cups smelling like curry, theres no series, like cup...glass...spoon...saucer...cup...cup... etc its just as she pleases. And what about space management when stacking, its like just anywhere.
How a woman stacks dishes...

Its just like err whatever.
How a man stacks dishes

Now everyone knows real men can wash dishes, cook and iron better than woman..... its just a fact of life, we just pretend to do it badly so we don't have to do it again..... however sometimes it is just so upsetting seeing badly stacked dishes, that are unstable and difficult to extract from the rack.
I like washing dishes, seeing dirty turning clean, helps clear your mind, a well stacked dish rack is like a Zen garden, its therapeutic. Not to mention you can turn off the world with a great wall..."Sorry honey... I'm washing the dishes right now.'
You cant beat that for 15 minutes of peace and quite. So what's my pet peeve? Please never never ever ever rinse the soap out of the sponge..... instead of a fluffy bubbly sponge now all you have is a cold wet floppy smelly thing..... and no-one likes a cold wet floppy smelly thing....